When you see a pretty girl you. . . .
Look straight at my feet because she wouldn't notice me
Go talk to her but be polite
Use a hot line like "Can I have some fries to go with that shake?"
You like a girl because?
She's pretty nice smart and PRETTY!
She has a nice body!
Cause she's amazing but who am I kidding she wouldn't notice me.
When you pass a girls locker room or dressing room or something like that you think.
Women RUN!
I try to get a quick look inside.
I don't think anything.
If a girl turns you down what do you do?
I guess she doesn't like me bummer.
I don't ask you don't ask you don't get turned down.
I know she's playing hard to get she wants me.
If you see a girl jogging you. . .
I yell "Oh Yeah WHOOOOO!
HIDE!
Take a look no sense in letting some eye candy go to waste.
Say you already have a girl friend and another woman is flirting with you. . .
I ignore her or tell her I'm taken
Like that would ever happen
As long as the girl friends not around I have fun with it.
Do you want to get married someday?
Sure
If any woman would ever want me.
No way I need lots of women all the time!
Have you ever kissed a girl you hardly know?
No
Heck Yes
I've never kissed a girl
Girls are. . .
Here for me to enjoy
Human
Scary
You break a girl's heart you feel. . .
Hey! I'm the broken heart here!
Who cares I do that all the time!
Bad but there isn't much I can do
